DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating
the more i analyse macbeth (the play) the more i hate macbeth (the character) but love lady macbeth (live fast die young bad girls do it well)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were.
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl
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